November 2011
1 post
Losing a job is never fun. But Northrop Grumman is doing their best to take care of me, so I’m pretty optimistic I’ll be back on my feet i…
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
3 posts
Well Fuck
Me.
August 2011
3 posts
WatchTHIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER ACCOMPLISHED BY HUMAN BEINGS. I may be exaggerating a little.
July 2011
2 posts
Bryon Burgan →
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
3 posts
“He lived in a big mansion, he peaked in 2002, and he’s been in trouble...”
– Steven Colbert, on Osama bin Laden
“Charlie Sheen gives Hipsters a reason to live. He does an important service to...”
– Bryon Burgan
April 2011
2 posts
“Your mom likes it when a Mancala”
– Morgan Taylor, while watching I Heart Huckabees
“I want to take a nap, but I gotta do my TAXES!!!”
– Beth Wedgewood
March 2011
4 posts
“What is this, Peter Paul and Bjorn?”
– Sara Baart
5 tags
This is why I'll never kick the habit. Love.
bethicadanzig:
People often ask me “Beth, what are your three favorite wars?” To which i simply reply “why that’s easy! Star WARS, Toki WARtooth and Eric WARheim!”
“Remember, I’m gay. I will throw a softball at you real hard. Or choke...”
– Sara Baart
February 2011
13 posts
“What’s a male ballerina called? Just a baller.”
– Patrick Aaron Archibald
“Get a new Hope, Bitch.”
– Beth Wedgewood, on Leia Organa
love
… is beth, cakes, and trailer park boys
“I’ll make a wild bet the White House will not encourage protests in China...”
– Andy Borowitz
“The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained...”
– Che Guevara, White People Hero
“I Mastered Shake like Aqua Teen Hunger Force”
– Eric Wright
“Hipsters are the new White Trash”
– Patrick Aaron Archibald
“She told me “You are a sex god.”
– Cakes
January 2011
3 posts
“What kind of hippie bullshit name is Bryon, anyway? You look like a Byron. So...”
– Anonymous
My Life through Michel Gondry's eyes.
Joel: I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you. Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me. Joel: Okay. Clementine: [pauses] Okay
“Two Rudes don’t make a right.”
– T.C.
December 2010
17 posts
“I want your boner on me.”
– Anjle Newbauer
“What can I say? I can’t resist a man in uniform!”
– Brandon Scott, completely out of context.